Nottingham and Christmas yum!

As I write this I am feasting on a christmas sandwich from Pret a Manger. It is good, I have tasted these ingredients before; cranberry, sausage stuffing, turkey, etc but never before in a sandwich format. I can tell you this, it works. Hold on....just had to have another bite. Mmmmmmm......savoury delights with that sweet cranberry..yes, anyway...

We are off to Nottingham, we're gonna fuck them in the face and, guess what? They are gonna like it.

Chat up line of the week-
"Alright love, lets not turn this rape into a murder."