Pizza is a serious matter.

I love the way me and Luki's Italian peoples are so serious about their food. Was just in Maletti's, Soho gettin my dose of pasta, when a guy asked if they had ham and pineapple pizza, she looked him stone cold in the face and told him in the most 'fuck off and die' tone I've heard in a while, "Pineapple? We don't 'ave pineapple, you can go to Pizza Hut for Pineapple." Yeah, retard.

Anita 'Win'